Last Night of 09

DECEMBER 31st 2009

What a year it has been. Did you learn anything? Was this year the break through year for you and your friends or was this the year you said "fuck it I'm waiting till 2010 to have a good time." Either way everyone is at least one year closer to death.

What do you have going on this new years eve? Seems like this year the places to be are either in t-shirt weather Tampa FL or layered and styling Nashville TN. So whatever town you choose to be in this year I bet its in your best interest to have fun. Here's where it gets confusing Tampa will be in Nashville on New years eve and a little bit on Nashville will be in Tampa This New Years.

IN NASHVILLE

Beets and Creeps Tour

Haves & Thirds

Father Finger

Ant Parade

Jeff Zagers

S2K

Moon Dust Plus

Solid Susan Under a Sheet of Ice (Providence, RI)

With locals:

Spelling Bee (St. Louis)

Lazy Magnet

Gnarwhal

Craow

@little Hamilton(1318 little Hamilton) 8pm $5 encouraged donation

This will be a good one you have the cream of the crop of solo musicians from Tampa Bay FL. The Label is Cephia's Treat there will be a plethora of above par musical souvenirs to treasure for a life time.

GET PRIVY!!!!!!

(((((((((THIS ONE WILL START ON TIME))))))))))

IN TAMPA

PARTY AT THE BRANCH RANCH PERVERT PIT

With

Outmode (check the post titled outmode)

Skeleton Warrior

Deeyay

then & than

and everyone else still in tampa for new years.

2010 coming soon............

DEC 2009 (outmode tour/releases/shows)

outmode + diamond hymen "lavish styles" winter tour* ("composed" electronics + beaty heavy pop)

DEC

18 - CLEVELAND (w/ moth cock, rot ton bone, jerk, and fragments @ embassy)
19 - PHILLY (w/ unicorn hard-on, dave smolen & more @ DPZ/hazzard st)
20 - BALTIMORE (w/ dj dog dick & more @ the bank)
21 - GREENSBORO (w/ faster detail & more @ maya art gallery)
22 - ATLANTA (w/ big + tall & more @ tba)
23 - CHARLESTON (w/ small pox & more @ outer space - 623 meeting st. suite a)
27 - ORLANDO (NO OUTMODE - slavescene, honed bastion, MLU & more @ stardust)
31 - TAMPA (new year's partyfuck w/ skeleton warrior, deeyay, mr. trannsylvania & more @ branch ranch pervert pit)


JAN

1 - OFF
2 - MIAMI (@ american legion)
3 - JACKSONVILLE (w/ haves & thirds, ant parade, S2K, jeff zagers & more @ tba)

*NEW SAFG RELEASES (will be available on the tour...)

SAFG31 - OUTMODE C23
SAFG32 - OUTMODE/UNICORN HARD-ON "split" C23
SAFG33 - LIMPLUNGS "rare dream/royal concept" C30
SAFG34 - DELTONA WOLVES "demo repress" C23

SEPTEMBER 2009

1) Plenty of releases in the works:

WINTER '09

SAFG029 MLU / NEW FLESH "..." LP co-release w/ BREATHMINT, HUMAN CONDUCT, CEPHIAS TREAT, & ROOFLESS

???? SLAVESCENE / MLU "live split" CS15

Kiss their asses all you want, Tampa's SLAVESCENE plays a night fueled by their dislike of everything you stand for (download their 1st tape HERE)...

... recorded in another time zone, MLU delivers a set one would label "efficient", a stark contrast to the show that followed.

I LOVE THE 90'S "s/t" CS

2)SHOWS


>>>>SATURDAY | OCT 3 | 8PM<<<<

LAZY MAGNET (going on tour following his graduation from art school; think "boy genius")
EVIL SPIRITS (baltimore, md; if you liked your GALACTIC DAZE comp come thank these people)
NOTHINGBERRY PLASMA (on tour with the above)
CRAOW (a young man considers life and proceeds to vomit on his pillow)
DELUXIN'

@ the hanging arm (address soon) | $5

>>>>MONDAY | OCT 5 | 9PM<<<<

COCK E.S.P. (the pride of north american noise)
OUTMODE + M.S. COMMUNICATION
NO COMPASSION (the shame of filth)
RAPIER (r.j. remington presents...)

@ betty's b&g (charlotte & 49th ave) | $DONATION EXPECTED

>>>>MONDAY | OCT 12 | 8PM<<<<

DRUMS LIKE MACHINE GUNS
LESLIE KEFFER
MLU
+ MORE

@ 1318 little hamilton | $5

>>>>WEDNESDAY | OCT 14 | 8PM<<<<

UNSTOPPABLE DEATH MACHINE (brooklyn)
MLU (may get kicked out)
+ 2 MORE

@ the muse (address soon) | $???


>>>>FRIDAY | OCT 23 | 8PM<<<<

house show style...

FORMALOG
UNICORN HARD-ON
OUTMODE
+ MORE

@ the green womb | $3-5


>>>>SATURDAY | OCT 24 | 9PM<<<<

tame bar-rock night...

FORMALOG
UNICORN HARD-ON
LADYLAND IN FLAMES
+ MORE

@ betty's b&g (charlotte & 49th ave) | $DONATIONS EXPECTED

MP3 UPLOAD #2 (halflings)

MON | AUG 24 | 8PM

HALFLINGS
NO COMPASSION
RAPIER
LADYLAND IN FLAMES

@ THE GREEN WOMB



HALFLINGS - LIVE @ THE GREEN WOMB

UPCOMING EVENTS@ THE GREENWOMB

AUGUST 24th @ The greenwomb (1030 40th ave. N. Nashville TN 37209)

Halflings

Halflings - live @ Hazzard St from Breathmint on Vimeo.

Ladie Land In Flames(members of many nashville bands everyone plays lead)

The Rapier( Comic book villain)

No Compassion (Maybe he will blow your mind or maybe he will reenforce your feelings on "noise music".)


$5 Confirmed keg
9pm

August 30th @ The greenwomb ( 1030 40th ave. N. Nashville TN 37209)

Mavie Concave


MLU


MARJ!


$3-5
9m

skeleton warrior + preaux breaux geauxld + diamond hymen TOUR

Diamond Hymen / Preaux Breaux Geauxld / Skeleton Warrior


Upcoming Tour Dates!!!
AUGUST
1 tampa
3 atl
4 b-ham
5 nashville
6 little rock
7 denton
8 austin
9 las cruces
10 tempe
11 la
12 la
13 bay area
14 bay area
15 eugene
16 portland
17 boise
18 slc
19 denver
20 kansas city
21 demoines
22 minneapolis
23 madison
24 milwaukee
25 chicago
26 cleavland
27 pittsburg
28 baltimore
29 philly
30 NY
31 providence

MP3 Upload (odem press + mlu)

CTR51 - ODEM PRESS/RIGHT ARM SEVERED
"metamorphism in reverse" CS26



*The effort put into making a single copy of one of these splits was so time consuming i'm positive no more copies will be made. I don't even have my own copy of this, so I couldn't upload the RAS side.*

DOWNLOAD



SAFG19 - MLU "winter tour 2009" CD-R



*The tracks on this were recorded early January 2009 for the mlu/lazy magnet tour. Made with a printed transparency which went in front of the cover image.

DOWNLOAD

TOURING

SKELETON WARRIOR/ AARON ZARZUZKI
CRUISING [florida tour]

JUNE 24(wed)- JACKSONVILLE @ Shantytown
JUNE 25(thr)- LAMESVILLE @ StoryHouse
JUNE 26(fri)- ORLANDO @ Will's Pub(QuarterlyNoiseReport)
JUNE 27(sat)- ORLANDO @ Will's Pub(QuarterlyNoiseReport)
JUNE 28(sun)- MIAMI @ Goo
JUNE 29(mon)- TAMPA @ BranchRanchPervertPit


MORGAN EGG / MARK LORD
LOVE YOUR BROTHER

JUNE 22 western ma @ elevens w/ noise nomads, bsc
JUNE 23 montreal @ thee old hotel 173A van horne 20H30
JUNE 24 cleveland @ pats in the flats
JUNE 25 ypsilanti @ ask greh w/ charlie draheim
JUNE 26 chicago @ 1535 N. Ashland
JUNE 27 iowa city @ 109 N. Dodge w/ baronic wall, fag cop
JUNE 28 st louis @ apop records doors 8pm. show begins at 8:30pm.
w/ Bone Awl, Ashdautas, Volhan
JUNE 29 lexington @ the void w/ coptic nausea, three legged race
JUNE 30 cinncinati@ art damage lodge w/ iovae
JULY 1 richmond @ church of crystal light w/ headmolt
JULY 2 baltimore @ america w/ twig, earth crown
JULY 3 philly @ cha cha razzi 10pm (1918 s bancroft st)
w/ air conditioning, max noi mach
JULY 4 allentown no show – celebrate independance
JULY 5 nyc @ red light district w/ grasslung

PARTS AND PIECES of past ticiples/RUSSIAN TSARLAG
GRAB THE SCAB

AUGUST
1st - TAMPA [BLOODFEST]
3rd - ATLANTA
4th - NASHVILLE
5th - BLOOMINGTON, IN
6th - ST LOUIS
7th - IOWA CITY
8th - MADISON, WI
9th - CHICAGO
10th - DETROIT
11th- PITTSBURGH
12th - SYRACUSE
13th - PROVIDENCE

june 2009 (shows, upcoming tours, mlu LP, tapes...)

1) DILLIGENCE! check out frequently updated show info over here --->


2) Thanks to everyone who has been coming out to the green womb, the last show was SMALL POX + BIG & TALL: both of whom crushed it properly.





SMALL POX - 6.11.2009 @ the green womb

BIG + TALL - 6.11.2009 @ the green womb

So far shows have been going off with few hinderances but let's all remember that if you need the stars to align to play a "good" set then don't play live music.

3) Due to the fact we have been making more than one (1) pressing of releases, a PAYPAL account will be up and running soon.

Which leads us to...

4) NEW RELEASES!

SAFG26 - mlu/lazy magnet "bond by circumstance" CS30
"in short - a mental retrospect where you realize the tension never involved each other and how you will attempt to avoid everything south of richmond. the best way to bond... it's truly 2009."

$4 ppd


SAFG27 - faster detail/outmode CS30
"a chance meeting between two beat junkies just when the moods turned around during the "bond" tour. realizing this wasn't a pass-er-by lip service release never to come to fruition, both parties hopped up double time and got this done just in time for the mlu "boycation" tour."

packaged 11th hour style - recycled pbr boxes (found at skylab) highlighted & stamped.

$4ppd



*****UPCOMING RELEASES*****
**********************************************************************

* MLU/THE NEW FLESH LP on CEPHIAS TREAT, HUMAN CONDUCT, BREATHMINT, ROOFLESS, & SAFG


*****NON-SAFG*****
**********************************************************************

* MLU 7" on SHARKBITE

* LESLIE KEFFER & VALERIE MARTINO/OUUTMODE LP on EMBASSY

Repressing of LESLIE & VAL'S "PRISSYWILOW" 7" originally on I Just Live Here backed with OUTMODE - we ask "who the fuck is outmode?"

* MILTON w/ OUTMODE "fog of life" CS on BREATHMINT

Some say the best ideas come from a clear mind, but the best executions come from a cloudy one. Consider this collaboration almost as awe-inpiring as watching time-lapse film of a dying world; microphones, glass and tape manipulations all filling your current void with more void... just have your epiphany before coming out the other side.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


5) parts and pieces (of past ticiples) + russian tsarlag 'fall 2009' tour

...DATES TBA...


6) RANDOM GEAR FEST wrap-up...

'mmm... underbellies."

earlier this month RGF went down in the hazard st. warehouse in the heart of the philadelphia underbelly...

FULL VIDEO COVERAGE can be seen @
BREATHMINT

may 2009 (ca$hville, tour, new releases...)

1) We have relocated from Florida to the depths of West Nashville where tornados have been legalized and prance uninhibited across Smokey Mountain's majesty.

2) SAFG, shows, practices, recording, living, etc. are being conducted out of the Green Womb...

'there are lots of doors which allows people to enter the house from different heights and directions'


'only recently has all of this flourished, which has allowed us to ignore the dumped trash behind our fence'


'sean's Prince worship zone'


'earlier this week j. harrington/uh oh spades fell into a ditch while digging for diamonds in Tampa and woke up in front of our house, so we built him a fort'

3) MLU & Ruined 'boycation' TOUR

May
10th – Chicago @ tba w/ tiny music & more
11th – Columbus @ skylab w/ rage against the cage & biff boff barf
13th – Hudson, NY @ bard college w/ ruined, parts and pieces of past ticiples
14th – Allentown @ muscle beach 2 w/ ruined, pedestrian deposit, earn, work/death
15th – Providence @ tba w/ ruined, swamp tease, time ghost & more
16th – Philly @ big rock candy mountain w/ ruined
17th - Baltimore @ america w/ loveable scumbags door & james
18th – Richmond @ tba

4) NEW RELEASES

Quite a few split tapes coming out over the course of the next few weeks:

SAFG?? - Craow/Alien Overmind "ladies night out" CS33

On a brisk evening in Orlando, FL nipples perked as these two young men clad in ill-fitting dresses and makeup sucessfully stimulated their erogenous zones. the idea was born and the tape is out.


COMING SOON: Faster Detail/Outmode CS30 + Lazy Magnet/MLU "bond by circumstance" CS30